But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
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Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
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im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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