he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
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I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
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I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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