Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
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Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
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also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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