I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
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Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
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Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
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