That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
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Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
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I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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