Your mouth is God's brothel.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
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So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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