Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
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I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
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I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
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