You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
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And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
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My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
this hospital has no fireball
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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