If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
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on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
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You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
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Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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