i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
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there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
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That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Randomize