Small penises have feelings too.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
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Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
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So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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