I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
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Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
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come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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