At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
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As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
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I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
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