I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
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all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
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Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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