time to smoke my breakfast
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
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i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
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This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
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