yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
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It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
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I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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