Whod you bang
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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