Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Me too!
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
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Don't EVER smell your tampon
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
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I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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