Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
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How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
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Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
try to milk me bitch
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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