I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
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I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
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I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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