it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
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She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
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First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
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