my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
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I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
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Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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