first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
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Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
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YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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