bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
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Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
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His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Lo siento on account of my penis...
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
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