I don't think brook has ever known best
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
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I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
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When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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