Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
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It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
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I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
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