Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
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They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
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Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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