I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
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Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
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I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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