So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
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my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
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I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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