Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
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she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
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I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
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