Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
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Going to get a "plan B"urrito
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
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Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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