New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
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I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
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She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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