Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
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the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
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It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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