Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
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Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
My ass is underappreciated
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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