I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
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I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
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I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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