What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
I don't think brook has ever known best
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
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He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
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I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
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