its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
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Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
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Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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