She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
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He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
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Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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