I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
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Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
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Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Randomize