i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
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Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
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I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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