You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
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Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
cat food counts as protein by the way
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
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It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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