let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
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If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
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Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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