Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
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She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
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I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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