honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
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I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
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Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
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