Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
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I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
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YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
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