Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
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Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
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But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
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