...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
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She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
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We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
I think I just sharted jello shots
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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