Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
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they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
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Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
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