Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
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oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
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Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
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