i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
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Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
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I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
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